“Are you still hungry, my baby? If it's not enough, I can still...(还饿吗,我的宝贝?不够的话,我还可以……)”
“不饿了,快撑吐了,我现在只想静静,你不要过来啊”
你冷酷无情地把波提欧推到一边,一个人占据了绝大部分床铺。无奈这艘货运船的床都是单人大小,波提欧一米八四的大个子被你挤在墙上,看上去既滑稽又可怜。他眨了眨眼,和他长相一点也不搭的委屈表情浮现在那张又烈又劲的脸上。
“Well,fork me.(哈,我真他宝了个贝的)”波提欧挂着委屈的表情开始喵喵叫,“That's not what you said just now,baby.Did you abandon me from the beginning to the end,or is there a problem with my skills?(你刚才可不是这么说的,宝贝。我被你始乱终弃了吗,还是我的技术有问题?)”
“你,你你你怎么说得出口啊!”那句“fxxk me”让你彻底红温了,你恼羞成怒地按住他喵喵乱叫的嘴,“为什么我会觉得改造人很安全?我真傻,真的,你之前听到我说你安全,一定在心里偷偷笑我对吧!”
“No, really(没有,真的)”波提欧被你堵着嘴,含含糊糊的声音从你手心里传出来,“At that time, I was extremely scared and almost thought you would press me there to eat. Now that I think about it, I'm really a little cutie.(当时我害怕极了,差点以为你会把我按在那儿吃了,现在想想我真是个小可爱)”
“Baby, forget that fodging silly treasure who doesn't understand the charm. Your Loadedgun is here, and I'm happy to continue serving you.(宝贝,忘记那个不解风情的傻宝吧,你的诺迪冈就在这里,很乐意为你继续服务。)”
手心传来不妙的湿热触感,你闪电般抽回手,红着脸恶狠狠地再次咬住波提欧那张喋喋不休的嘴。
再从床上爬起来已经是第二天了,你扶着墙痛定思痛,下次,下次一定不会被那个可恶的牛仔给套路了……想到昨天那些不可描述的画面,你很心虚地给自己找补:我尽量。
早餐是波提欧做的,他看起来心情特别好,系着围裙哼着歌还别着你的发卡,疑似是他本体的帽子也摘下来了,看起来就是个长得又烈又劲的家庭煮夫。你落座之后发现自己的那份已经做好了,餐盘里的食物看起来很像班尼迪克蛋,不愧是阿尔冈阿帕歇的牛仔会做的种类。
“I noticed yesterday that you don't seem to like sweet food, so I made you a salty one.(昨天发现你好像不喜欢吃甜食,给你做了一份咸的)”波提欧端着一碟松饼在另一边坐下,饼上堆着致死量的糖浆和小料,你光看一眼就觉得自己可以踢正步走到拉萨。
“倒不是讨厌甜食,我家乡对甜食的最高赞美是不太甜。”你拿起刀叉切了一块送入口中,松软的吐司上卧着煎的焦香的火腿片和半熟的水波蛋,酱料的味道也无可挑剔,没想到波提欧居然是实力不逊于你的大厨。
“Haha, that's really strange the fudge(哈哈,真他宝贝的怪)”吃着松饼也堵不住波提欧那张嘴,他边吃边跟你解说接下来的行程,“I'll find a nearby planet to install a synesthesia beacon for you later, and then we'll set off for the Astral Express. I can't wait to send Oswaldo Schneider,that son of the nice lady,go to the hell!(一会就近找个星球给你安上联觉信标,然后我们出发去星穹列车,我已经迫不及待想把奥斯瓦尔多·施耐德那个老可爱送进地狱了!)”