pv已经进入了尾声,你指着手机里正在坠落的波提欧一脸好奇地提出疑问:“我第一次看到这个pv就在想,遇到这种情况你会怎么办?是硬着陆还是大喊'我承认纯美女神伊德莉拉美貌盖世无双'?”
波提欧咋舌:“I'm a cyborg transforms humans, not the fork intellitron.When me falls from such a height, my head is not much stronger than a watermelon(老子是改造人,不是他宝贝的智械,从这么高掉下去脑瓜子不比西瓜结实多少)”他伸手揉乱你的头发,“Since I dare to jump, of course I'm sure prepared. Do you think Argenti Brothers are some kind of summoning beast? Hey, what the fork,you're not taking it seriously, are you?(既然敢跳当然是有准备的,你以为银枝兄弟是什么召唤兽吗?嘶,宝了个贝的,你不会当真了吧?)”
你拨开他的手,眼里全是求知的渴望,波提欧脸颊掠过一丝红晕,不自在地摸出一颗子弹丢进嘴里:“Don't look at me the fudge like that, meow! You are already 23 years old, it is very dangerous to look at a man with such cute eyes(你他宝贝的别这样看着我,喵!你已经23岁了,用这种小可爱眼神看着一个男人是很危险的)”
“可你是**啊,有什么好担心的?”
“?Little cutie, it's better if you're not scolding me(?小可爱你最好不是在骂我)”波提欧呲出鲨鱼牙,眉毛一挑笑得邪气四溢,“You know, baby, the Galaxy Ranger only looks at the bottom line, but picking a flower for oneself smoothly is not below the bottom line(你知道的,宝贝,巡海游侠只看底线,但摘下一朵为自己盛开的鲜花,并不在底线之下)”
机械手指再次挑起你的下颌,波提欧故意凑近你,带着火药味儿的吐息拂过你的脸颊:“Just like when dodging bullets, it's impossible to find time to dance. If you trust the treasures in the fudging game too much, you will eventually suffer a big loss(就像躲子弹的时候不可能抽空跳个舞,太相信游戏里的宝贝东西你早晚会吃个大亏)”
你和波提欧四目相对,藏在骨髓的饥饿在你耳边大声嚎叫。你抄起手边的小麦果汁,以被他托着脸的姿势又猛灌了两口。
“我说**啊……我知道你的意思,但是你多虑了”借着醉意,你的竖瞳一寸寸舔舐着他的脸:“你是什么样的人我心里有数,全世界……不,全宇宙也只有一个波提欧,对你怎么可能和别人一样呢?你可是独一无二的……而且,”你的视线下移,最终落在他的腰带以下:“你是改造人啊,这不是很安全吗”
波提欧顺着你的目光低头,他僵住了,面对你意有所指的话语,他秒懂了你的言下之意。
“What the fudge are you,meow!(宝贝的小可爱,喵!)”